philippineas:

I wish i was an animal so i’d still be cute even if i was fat

niggapus:

when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(Source: conversationparade)

finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 

hardcorerockinn:

I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave

(Source: 24ribs)

 Oh, magic conch will i ever be a quality blog

(Source: vrisfef)